Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Third Gremlins is a go in 3D?

Posted 17 years ago

The usually reliable folks over at MarketSaw claim that they have inside info that GREMLINS 3 is going ahead and it’s (surprise!) going to be in 3D. They’re very adamant to say that this is NOT a 3D adaptation of...

Mind-reading website will guess your favorite movie character

Posted 17 years ago

So I saw this thing on the internet the other day, and now I can’t stop telling my friends about it. Now, that may sound like the intro to some sort of dietary supplement pill, but it’s not, it’s about...

This creepily realistic 1/6th rendition of Lt. Aldo Raine can be yours!

Posted 17 years ago

Good lord, the last time I owned an action figure, it had about as much detail work put into it as the characters I was controlling on Sega Genesis. This? This is just flat out art. Yes, I know the...

Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing and The Shining tells us how

Posted 17 years ago

I’ve heard some pretty far out theories about the faking of the moon landing over the years, along with JFK, 9/11 and every other major news event of the last century, but this one stands out above all else, for...

Night at the Museum 3 is coming, of course

Posted 17 years ago

I had no idea that Reno 911’s short shorts wearing Thomas Lennon co-wrote the first two NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM movies, but I guess you learn something every day. Lennon recently spoke to Access Hollywood being sly about a third...

Sony going to Electric Church

Posted 17 years ago

Jeff Somers’ sci-fi novel series (that’s novel, not graphic novel) series is being optioned by Sony for a possible franchise. THE ELECTRIC CHURCH will be the first film released in the series, according to THR’s Heat Vision, so what’s it...

Let Me In’s Chloe Moretz talks fangs and immortality

Posted 17 years ago

At the top of my list of “foreign films not to ruin with a remake” sits LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, the Swedish child vampire movie that was damn close to perfect in every way. But alas, we couldn’t help...

CAST THIS: Mary Jane

Posted 17 years ago

Another Spider-Man column? That’s two in a row, Tassi! Yeah, I know, but the SPIDER-MAN reboot continues to be the story of the year (well, twenty days in), and at this point last week, all we knew was that Sony...

Dinklage recruited for Knights of Badassdom

Posted 17 years ago

Remember how funny the live-action roleplaying, foam sword-fighting scenes were in ROLE MODELS? And remember how Peter Dinklage is awesome? Well, combine those two things together, and you have THE KNIGHTS OF BADASSDOM. Dinklage is being approached for an unspecified...

Adidas’ Star Wars line gets its own commercial

Posted 17 years ago

A long time ago in uh, well, this galaxy, I brought you the news that Adidas was coming out with a STAR WARS line of shoes that ranged from ridiculous to crazy awesome. But not content with just making this...

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