Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

New photos and video from Alice in Wonderland

Posted 17 years ago

Disney is now deeming every Wednesday “Wonderland Wednesday” from now until ALICE IN WONDERLAND is released in March. That means they’re debuting a bunch of new material from the movie every week, and today we’ve got quite a hodgepodge to...

DJ Caruso directing teenage alien drama I Am Number Four

Posted 17 years ago

DJ Caruso’s portfolio is filled with twists and turns thus far, with DISTURBIA making a big splash but EAGLE EYE and TWO FOR THE MONEY fizzling. TAKING LIVES got Angelina Jolie pretty naked, so there’s that. His latest effort is...

Avatar kicking George Lucas in the ass to make 3D Star Wars?

Posted 17 years ago

With AVATAR finally making most people stop complaining about 3D (myself included) the door has been opened for a flood of 3D blockbusters, so why not the biggest blockbuster series of all? George Lucas has been impressed with the AVATAR...

Push TV show to hammer final nail in Heroes’ coffin

Posted 17 years ago

There were actually many things I liked about PUSH, the stylish supernatural tale of power-infused humans banding together to fight other power-infused humans. I thought the casting was great, the visuals were excellent, and the overall concept seemed original when...

Passion of the Christ resurrecting an unofficial sequel?

Posted 17 years ago

Once a mere punchline to a joke about unnecessary sequels, PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is actually happening. Sort of. Now, it’s not an official sequel by any means, and Mel Gibson is nowhere to be found, but...

Oh yes, Hustler is making an Avatar porn

Posted 17 years ago

The golden internet rule of “if it exists, there is porn of it” is continuing to ring true as Huster just announced their new slate of porn titles for the coming year, the most notable of which is THIS AIN’T...

Pitt and Damon reteam as badass…penguins?

Posted 17 years ago

What could bring Brad Pitt and Matt Damon together for another film? No, not George Clooney and a new OCEAN’S installment, rather it’s George Miller, who according to Movieline, has just signed on the studly pair to voice two penguins...

A new Inception pic to overanalyze

Posted 17 years ago

Now, if this was a picture of an actor standing in a room for just some movie, we wouldn’t be posting it. However, when that actor is Leonardo DiCaprio and the movie is INCEPTION well, OMFG! The new shot comes...

The Denzel Washington Venn diagram

Posted 17 years ago

THE BOOK OF ELI must have sparked something in the guys over at Maxim’s brains, because now we have this Venn diagram, which chronicles the entire career of Denzel Washington via his facial hair, glasses and hats. Once in a...

Jonah Hill says 21 Jump Street shoots this year

Posted 17 years ago

The Jonah Hill-led update of 21 JUMP STREET has been flying under the radar for some time now, mainly because there’s been nothing to report and no one seems terribly interested in the project, but all that’s about to change....

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