Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

First Tekken trailer punches Legend of Chun Li in the face

Posted 17 years ago

Since it’s mandatory for at least ONE awful movie based on a fighting video game to come out every year, in 2010 we have TEKKEN, and though I can’t imagine it being worthwhile, judging from this debut trailer, it does...

Van Damme explains why Stallone hung up on him over The Expendables

Posted 17 years ago

With nearly every ancient action star under the sun making their way into Stallone’s EXPENDABLES, one notable name missing was Jean-Claude Van Damme. And also Chuck Norris, but whatever, that meme died a while ago. But as it turns out,...

Potential Conan casting ranging from Stargate to Twilight

Posted 17 years ago

No, we’re not talking about who’s going to play Conan O’Brien in the upcoming film adaptation of LATE NIGHT DISASTER: A STORY OF NETWORK EXECUTIVE ASSCLOWNS, rather this is Conan the Barbarian, and now there appears to be a shortlist...

Joe Johnston finally talks Captain America (and Jurassic Park 4)

Posted 17 years ago

The CAPTAIN AMERICA movie has long puzzled me, as despite its release date mere months away from THOR, we’ve heard almost NOTHING about the project to date. Well, director Joe Johnston is finally talking, and though we’re not getting any...

Bryan Cranston to yell at John Carter on Mars

Posted 17 years ago

Finally, someone out there turned on “Breaking Bad” and saw that Bryan Cranston is perhaps the greatest working actor on TV today. He’s been snatched for a role in JOHN CARTER OF MARS, joining the ever expanding cast of (deep...

Start your waggling: Netflix coming to the Wii

Posted 17 years ago

Prepare to dust off your Wii and start charging those remotes. No, there’s not a new Zelda game coming out, rather you’ll soon be able to use that little white box for something other than playing awkard Wii tennis when...

Chris Nolan says Inception is bigger than Batman

Posted 17 years ago

The LA Times has a short little preview piece for INCEPTION over on their Hero Complex blog, but it’s one of the only times so far we’ve heard Nolan talk about the film himself, and for that reason alone it’s...

Avatar’s sex scene accidentally posted in Fox’s online script

Posted 17 years ago

A few days ago, I told you about a Na’vi sex scene that was cut out of AVATAR. A bit later, Fox posted the entire script online. When those two stories combine, we now have the actual lines from the...

Alice in Wonderland has a soundtrack you didn’t envision

Posted 17 years ago

Whether you have high expectations or low ones, I think we’re all a bit curious to find out how exactly Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND is going to play out, and if this newly released track list for the soundtrack...

With Spidey dead, Sam Raimi moving on to Warcraft?

Posted 17 years ago

Today everyone’s running around like headless chickens, trying to make sense of Sony’s carpet bombing of SPIDER-MAN 4, but no one’s really wondering what this means for the old crew, instead focusing on just what the hell the new movie...

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