Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

More Avatar pics

Posted 17 years ago

Well, it’s been almost 48 hours since we’ve written anything new about AVATAR, so there’s got to be some of you out there jonesing for your fix. Annnd also some of you that probably never want to hear about this...

Tarantino’s Lantern?

Posted 17 years ago

We currently have no idea how exactly the Martin Campbell/Ryan Reynolds version of GREEN LANTERN is going to play out, but in imagination fantasy land, the project could have gone a very different direction. In a recent chat with MTV,...

Kaling writes Lizzie

Posted 17 years ago

You know Mindy Kaling best as Kelly Kapoor on “The Office,” but if you’re not paying attention during the first few minutes of the show, you might miss the credits at the bottom which say that she also writes a...

Berg talks Battleship

Posted 17 years ago

Still can’t quite wrap your head around just what the hell a BATTLESHIP movie is going to be like? Me neither, and I think Peter Berg understands this, which is why he spoke to Latino Review to try and clarify...

Dark Side trailer

Posted 17 years ago

I’ll be honest, I zoned out of “Family Guy” a few years back due to the fact I’m super classy and watch “Mad Men” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” on Sundays now, but even I got a pretty good laugh out...

Breaking Dawn split?

Posted 17 years ago

Taking a page out of a vastly superior fantasy novel series-turned-blockbuster franchise, Summit may opt to split BREAKING DAWN, the final chapter of the TWILIGHT series, in half. This comes with the realization that A) It may be hard to...

Deathly Hallows pic

Posted 17 years ago

Don’t get too excited for this first pic from the set of part one of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. The only questions it really answers are “What will Harry’s hair look like this year?” and “How many awful...

Eli Roth’s Invasion

Posted 17 years ago

I’m not sure what has inspired Eli Roth’s newfound alien kick, but I think it’s a big step up from pooping out another HOSTEL installment. We already know about his one probably-about-aliens project, ENDANGERED SPECIES, but he’s now involved in...

Ask a Ninja Assassin

Posted 17 years ago

Old internet meme Ask a Ninja is back and relevant again, thanks to his new review of NINJA ASSASSIN, which he deems “Saving Private Ryan for ninjas.” He touches on how the film is more a comedy than anything else...

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