Old internet meme Ask a Ninja is back and relevant again, thanks to his new review of NINJA ASSASSIN, which he deems “Saving Private Ryan for ninjas.”
He touches on how the film is more a comedy than anything else (exceptionally true), why you would ever want to name your kid “Rain,” and the redundancy of the title itself. Anyone want to go take a ride in my automobile car?
Check it out below, and I will reinforce that this movie is in no way worthwhile unless you want a masters class on how not to render CGI blood.












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