Ask a Ninja Assassin

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Old internet meme Ask a Ninja is back and relevant again, thanks to his new review of NINJA ASSASSIN, which he deems “Saving Private Ryan for ninjas.”

He touches on how the film is more a comedy than anything else (exceptionally true), why you would ever want to name your kid “Rain,” and the redundancy of the title itself. Anyone want to go take a ride in my automobile car?

Check it out below, and I will reinforce that this movie is in no way worthwhile unless you want a masters class on how not to render CGI blood.

Source: Ask a Ninja

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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