Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Abrams’ Salt and Gorn

Posted 17 years ago

A little while ago, I showed you what J.J. Abrams’ Klingons would have looked like had they not been cut from the final version of STAR TREK, and the result was that actually, they were pretty damn cool. Well, according...

Jane Eyre gets cast

Posted 17 years ago

Classic literature fans rejoice! Amidst all the video games and toys being turned into movies, someone out there still thinks it’s a good idea to make films out of classic novels. Granted, “Jane Eyre” has had a ton of onscreen...

Hoffman no Focker?

Posted 17 years ago

There’s drama on the set of LITTLE FOCKERS, and it may result in Gaylord Focker being fatherless. EW is reporting that Dustin Hoffman may not be back to reprise his role as Stiller’s free lovin’ dad, Bernie. What’s the issue?...

Pitt falls into Void

Posted 17 years ago

Brad Pitt’s production company, Plan B is teaming up with Indian conglomerate Reliance Big Pictures and video game publisher Capcom to bring DARK VOID to the big screen. I was surprised to hear about a Capcom game being turned into...

Cast This: Cpt. Price

Posted 17 years ago

I thought we’d have a fitting close to what has universally been accepted as “Call of Duty” week worldwide. With the game hauling in $310M in 24 hours, talk of a feature film adaptation couldn’t be helped, so that’s why...

Oscar docs list

Posted 17 years ago

The Academy has just announced their selection of the fifteen documentaries to be considered for this year’s Oscars. I can’t say I’ve seen more than few of these, but it should be noted what did NOT make the cut, as...

Most overpaid actors

Posted 17 years ago

We’re very familiar with the annual list of the most bankable actors in Hollywood which always features Will Smith somewhere near the top, but what about the other end of the spectrum? Forbes has just put out with their list...

New Olympians trailer

Posted 17 years ago

I’ve managed to locate this new international trailer for PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: IS THERE SERIOUSLY A SUBTITLE AFTER THAT, which up until now only had a brief spot where a kid takes an elevator to Mount Olympus. In...

French Avatar poster

Posted 17 years ago

When I heard there was a new poster out for AVATAR. my first thought was “I really hope it’s not a giant head.” Well, I got my wish, sort of. The poster is in fact, two halves of two giant...

Boll’s Far Cry trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Uwe Boll is a busy man these days. The range of his projects we’ve seen over the past few months has been pretty wide sweeping with a surprisingly well-received shoot-em-up in the form of RAMPAGE then an attempt at going...

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