Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Piranha 3-D pics

Posted 17 years ago

I’ll admit, hearing that THE HILLS HAVE EYES’ Alexandre Aja is directing a 3-D remake of the camptastic 1978 horror flick PIRANHA was a bit perplexing. It’s much the same way I reacted when I first heard that PIRANHA 2 was helmed...

Del Toro’s Hobbit role

Posted 17 years ago

Deep within the forums over at TheOneRing.net, Guillermo Del Toro recently surfaced to let everyone know that he was going to be making a disguised cameo in his own HOBBIT film. “I had a hand on the design of the...

From Paris poster duo

Posted 17 years ago

I’m still unsure on what to make of FROM PARIS WITH LOVE featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers and a very bald John Travolta getting busy with some international action and intrigue. It looks cool enough, and it is from TAKEN director...

New Imaginarium poster

Posted 17 years ago

If you think your wall is missing what could best be described as Lewis Carroll getting into a fistfight with Salvador Dali as recorded on film by Terry Gilliam, this new poster for THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (via Slashfilm)...

Dolph talking Conan

Posted 17 years ago

Time to start getting your hopes up. Dolph Lundgren is in talks with the CONAN producers (who also happen to be the EXPENDABLES producers) about a possible role in the upcoming film. No, he’s clearly not going to be the...

Leaked Vatican Tapes

Posted 17 years ago

With the success of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Hollywood is turning to their tried and true practice of “If it worked once, it will work again.” That’s why we’re seeing yet another “found footage” horror movie in the form of THE VATICAN...

A Single Man trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Surely you, the average high-stylin’ JoBlo reader will know who Tom Ford is. The world famous fashion designer responsible for the turnaround of Gucci in the ‘90s who is biting Keira Knightley’s ear on that Vanity Fair cover? Yeah I...

MWF2 launch trailer

Posted 17 years ago

I know, I KNOW, you guys are going to kill me. But it’s a slow news Friday, and even though we’ve posted a bit about Call of Duty: MWF2 on the site before (read: a massive two other stories), this new...

Greene an Apparition

Posted 17 years ago

Now this isn’t TWILIGHT news per se, so I don’t think I need to let Niki take it, but it does have to do with someone from the series, Edward Cullen’s sister, Ashley Greene (yes, the one with all the...

High Fidelity reunion

Posted 17 years ago

Director Stephen Frears and writer D.V. DeVincentis last worked together on the John Cusack classic, HIGH FIDELITY back in 2000, but now they’ve reteamed for a new project, titled LAY THE FAVORITE, based on an upcoming memoir by Beth Raymer....

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