Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Boll’s Darfur trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Sigh. You meant “existence,” I presume. At least he spelled “Darfur” right… This typo pops up in the trailer for Uwe Boll’s DARFUR movie and yes, Uwe Boll is making a Darfur movie, despite the fact that Darfur has in...

The Sims horror film

Posted 17 years ago

So there is actually a real movie based on THE SIMS coming out at some point, but until then, the folks at CollegeHumor have shown us what the movie might be like if they went with a horror theme. Dirty...

Ledger for DirecTV

Posted 17 years ago

So many of you “strongly disagreed” with me when I said that I thought the recent Farley/Spade DirecTV commercial was in poor taste. I’m not trying to reopen that debate per se, but I did say in my article, “What’s...

Dragon Training trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Behold the first full length trailer for Dreamworks’ next animated feature, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. Rather than throwing a large group of smirking animals together in some hilarious situation, DRAGON is going a slightly down different path, featuring a...

Clare’s Mortal films

Posted 17 years ago

Because nothing goes together like teens and supernatural creatures these days, Unique Features and Constatin Film have teamed up to bring us THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS, a film series based on a best-selling book series written by Cassandra Clare. So on...

Ouija gets writers

Posted 17 years ago

Ever since its recent flaming cameo in PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, the Ouija board has been riding high on a wave of fame and high praise. Well not really, but it is still getting its own movie, believe it or not, a...

JJ Abrams’ Klingons

Posted 17 years ago

The DVD release of STAR TREK is almost upon us (Nov. 17th), and what better way to celebrate it than a rather important deleted scene from the film, brought to you by Spike TV. It’s the Klingon interrogation of Eric...

Gattaca TV series?

Posted 17 years ago

Buried at the end of a Variety article about Denis Leary’s Apostle Films production company, their next project is briefly mentioned, which just so happens to be a TV series based on the movie GATTACA. Next up, the company has...

Ang Lee on Pi

Posted 17 years ago

LIFE OF PI is a bestselling novel by Yann Martel which tells the story of a young Indian boy set adrift on a lifeboat after a shipwreck with a multitude of zoo animals, including one very dangerous tiger. If this...

Want Boondocks 2?

Posted 17 years ago

It sort of blew my mind when I realized that just two months after seeing the trailer, BOONDOCK SAINTS 2: ALL SAINTS DAY is actually hitting theaters this weekend after 10 years of mulling about. But by “hitting theaters” I mean...

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