Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Human Centipede clip

Posted 17 years ago

In a movie that screams WTF perhaps more than any film that has come before it, HUMAN CENTIPEDE tells the tale of a mad doctor who surgically joins women together to form yes, a human centipede. What does that involve exactly? Heads,...

New Eli trailer

Posted 17 years ago

A full length trailer for THE BOOK OF ELI has just hit Yahoo movies, and if you’ve ever wished there was a “Fallout 3” movie in the works, this is the absolute closest thing to it you’ll probably ever see....

Ratner prod. placement

Posted 17 years ago

I’m reporting on this story because I believe it marks the first time I’ve agreed with Brett Ratner about anything, and that is an event worthy of celebration. Ratner was at an Advertising Week event where he started talking about...

Avatar gameplay

Posted 17 years ago

The folks behind the AVATAR game are determined to break the longstanding tradition of “all movie-based games must suck.” That’s why, as you’ll see in this gameplay trailer, they’ve combined “Lost Planet” with “Gears of War” and “Crysis” to get...

Creation picked up

Posted 17 years ago

Things were looking dim for Jon Amiel’s CREATION, the severely mistitled story of Charles Darwin and his wife, played by Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly. For whatever reason, the film was being deemed “too controversial”for release by most, and was...

New Zombieland clips

Posted 17 years ago

We’ve got five brand new ZOMBIELAND clips for you that when stacked on top of each other, add up to just about five minutes of footage. In case you’re still on the fence about the zombie horror-comedy, they might be...

Rush talks Pirates

Posted 17 years ago

So Johnny Depp might not be super pumped to put on his eye shadow for the fourth time in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES due to Disney chief Dick Cook’s departure, but one actor from the previous films...

2012 roadblock

Posted 17 years ago

The philosophy behind 2012‘s latest marketing campaign? If people don’t want to watch your movie, MAKE THEM. In order to create any sort of buzz for the film besides “Oh, so Roland Emmerich’s destroying the world again?” Sony is planning...

Cowboy Bebop rewrite

Posted 17 years ago

Wow, I almost forgot that this Keanu Reeves COWBOY BEBOP randomfest even existed, but I was remined of that fact when he sat down with MTV to talk about his other movie, THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE. As it...

Deadpool tweets

Posted 17 years ago

Man, do I ever love getting my movie news items 140 characters at a time. In case that’s too annoying for you, and you’re not following Deadpool co-creator Rob Liefeld on Twitter, let me sum up a recent tweet string...

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