Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Wesley Snipes is back with unfortunately named martial arts comedy Master Daddy

Posted 16 years ago

Since no one saw BROOKLYN’S FINEST, I’m declaring this news the official return of Wesley Snipes, and guess what? He’s doing martial arts again. Snipes is set to start in MASTER DADDY, an action comedy he describes as KUNG FU...

MI:4 is officially Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Posted 16 years ago

We’ve been getting a lot of official names of major projects this past week with first TRANSFORMERS: THE DARK OF THE MOON and then THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. Well now we know that instead of another number, Tom Cruise’s next...

CAST THIS: Lois Lane

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, so the big news of the week has to do with BATMAN 3, now THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, but I can’t exactly do a CAST THIS: Not the Riddler column now can I? Because of that, we’re switching to...

Zombie football movie Play Dead might be a better idea than it sounds

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, I’m just about to file zombies right next to vampires in my “things pop culture is overdosing on list” and here’s one more project to heap onto the fire. It’s called PLAY DEAD, and based on a novel focusing...

First trailer for James Cameron’s cave-diving adventure Sanctum

Posted 16 years ago

First there’s news that James Cameron will be directing two AVATAR sequels as his next project, now we have the first trailer for the 3D cave diving film that he’s executive producing, SANCTUM. I’m sure you’re probably more interested in...

James Franco talks chimps for Rise of the Apes

Posted 16 years ago

I understand James Franco has the compulsive need to be doing a million things at once, but I think we were all surprised when he picked RISE OF THE APES as one of his upcoming projects. A PLANET OF THE...

Just kidding! The Hobbit staying in New Zealand

Posted 16 years ago

Well I thought it was a done deal, but apparently Peter Jackson calling the New Zealand actors’ guild’s bluff worked, and as they started to turn and walk away, from over their shoulder they heard “wait, wait, wait, wait ok!”...

At long last, the trailer for Justin Bieber’s 3D movie is here!

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, sarcastic title aside, time for some real talk. I know it’s cool to hate on Justin Bieber, and I’ve done so on many occasions, but I have to ask the question, why? As this new documentary aims to show,...

Tom Hardy might be Snow White’s Huntsman

Posted 16 years ago

I’m glad that Tom Hardy is shaping up to be the new Sam Worthington. While that guy had the square jaw required for most leads, it was quite apparent he was an Australian bricklayer a few years ago, and doesn’t...

New Harry Potter featurette shows us how far we’ve come

Posted 16 years ago

It really is rather hard to believe it’s been a decade since the first Harry Potter film. I, and the actors, were essentially children, but here we are all grown up, them acting in their final film and me writing...

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