Tim Goernert

45 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Stalag 17, Big read more trouble in Little China, The Thing, Aliens, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Time Bandits, The Sixth Sense, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, Almost Famous, The Terminator, The Departed, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth, 300

Likes: My wife Lisa, my daughter Madison Quinn and my ninja cat read more Hudson. All Movies, Texas Hold'Em, Fishing, Cooking, Paintball, Volleyball, Art and drinking beers with my buddies

Movie Reviews

Review: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Posted 19 years ago

Two straight firefighters, who are best friends, pretend to be a gay couple so that one of them can be insured for domestic benefits which will protect his kids in case anything happens to him on the job. Everything goes...

Review: Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

Posted 19 years ago

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for another year. This time around he’s on the verge of being expelled from school for using unauthorized magic in the real world. But wait, there’s more! The Ministry of Magic is announcing that the...

Review: License To Wed

Posted 19 years ago

A young happy-go-lucky couple gets engaged. But before they get hitched, they gotta meet up with the bride’s reverend who’s been with the family since forever. The reverend then puts them through a special training workshop to determine whether or...

Review: Ratatouille

Posted 19 years ago

Remy has an uncanny gift for smell and taste and his ultimate dream is to become a chef. The only problem: Remy is a rat and we all know, a rat is a kitchen’s worst nightmare. Through a crazy twist...

Review: A Mighty Heart

Posted 19 years ago

Based on actual events, this story takes place in Karachi Pakistan, just after the 911 tragedy and follows a Wall Street Journal journalist named Daniel Pearl who was researching a story about the Shoe Bomber, Richard Reid. As his research...

Review: Fantastic Four 2

Posted 19 years ago

The Fantastic Four are back in action! This time, the media is all over them like celebrities especially now that Reed Richards and Sue Storm are about to get married. And here comes the fun part! A shiny mysterious being...

Review: Ocean’s 13

Posted 19 years ago

The boys are back for one more caper and this time…it’s personal. After Reuben gets screwed out of a major deal by a royal asshole named Willie Banks, Reuben goes into shock and is bedridden with no hope to move...

Review: Rise: Blood Hunter

Posted 19 years ago

A reporter for a local newspaper is doing an investigative report on Goth kids. When one of the kids she interviewed turns up dead, she pushes her investigation further only to discover she pushed a “little” too hard and ends...

Review: Waitress

Posted 19 years ago

A small town Southern waitress, who has quite the talent in creating some of the best pies in the county, re-evaluates her life and realizes that she can’t stand her controlling husband and wants to get the phluck outta Dodge....

Review: Lucky You

Posted 19 years ago

A degenerate poker player who’s actually pretty good at the game tries to raise the money (10,000 buckaroos) for the entrance fee to the World Series of Poker event. He meets a nice girl who plays by the rules and...

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