Yeah, I know it sucks David R. Ellis allowed his newest exercise in the absurd, SHARK NIGHT 3D, to be rated PG-13. Still, it’s summertime…there’s no way in hot hell I’d withhold these new shots of Sara Paxton in a bikini!
So here we are, with a fresh batch of stills from the upcoming killer shark flick. Aside from Paxton in tight-blue-two-piece, you’ll see Katherine McPhee and some other hottie in purple I don’t recognize from the credits. You’ll also catch a glimpse of some ominous shark action…dorsal fins protruding from the gulf and whatnot. Always a comforting sight!
Arriving by boat at her family’s Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast.
But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks! As they face one grisly death after another, Sara and the others struggle desperately to fend off the sharks, get help and stay alive long enough to reach the safety of dry land.
Also starring Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Joel David Moore, Katharine McPhee, Sinqua Walls, Chris Zylka, Christine Quinn, Damon Lipari, Gill Monties and Donal Logue – SHARK NIGHT 3D swims into theaters September 2nd.
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