I saw the stinker that was the Elisha Cuthbert starring
CAPTIVITY late last year at the Sitges Film
Festival
(READ MY REVIEW HERE). It sucked Chef’s
chocolate salty balls. After Dark Films and LGF have since done
some re-shoots on the flick; adding torture scenes and a new ending to it. I doubt it
will make it less of a stinker but hey, ya never know. Weirder things have
happpened…
The new Official “uber SAW rip-off” Teaser for the flick which you can see below proudly claims:
“The film they don’t want you to see.”
and “The movie so intense it was punished.”
Hmmm…okay. From the cut I saw it
should say: “The film you should not see cause it blows” and “The movie so
idiotic you will be punished.” Captivity hits the screens on yet another new
date: June 22nd (bumped forward from its last date of May 18).
Arrow sings: Say everybody, have you
seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick
pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth. Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty
balls. Put ’em in your mouth and suck ’em!
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