Check out the newly launched official website for Piranha 3-D!

By Jake Dee

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Now that the orb’s aglow and bikinis are on display, is your desire to see a giant school of man-eaters bloody the tides starting to increase? I know mine sure as hell is!

Which is why the official website launch for Alexandre Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D is getting me all giddy with anticipation. I mean, not only does the flick boast the distinction of being gallon for gallon the bloodiest flick ever (quite a coup to those of us who’ve seen DEAD ALIVE), it stars a gaggle of actors we all know and love from the 80s and 90s: Lisa Shue, Chris Lloyd, Dick Dreyfus, Ving Rhames, maybe even Jerry O’Connell…and melds them with the indistinguishable heat of newcomers Jessica Szhor, Riley Steele and Kelly Brook. What’s to complain about?

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Gouging human flesh on August 20th – PIRANHA 3-D is set in Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.

FEAST ON THE NEWLY LAUNCHED OFFICIAL PIRANHA 3-D WEBSITE HERE!

Source: Official Site

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