There’s a new phobic disorder rampaging Hollywood these last few years it seems, and the folks of Urban Dictionary got a name for it: Junophobia, an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Diablo Cody’s slang into their lexicon. If you suffer from that condition, don’t dunk your marmalade in the trash just yet – there IS help.
Empire Online has taken upon themselves to assist those poor people with their handy guide to the slangy lexicon invented by stripper turned screenwriter Diablo Cody.
Wanna know what your neighbor meant when he invoked Charlton Heston after you rear-ended him? Find out RIGHT HERE (call 911, by the way – you’re about to hurt a lot).
To help the more severe cases ease into it, here are a few entries:
Sea cucumber [noun] An uncircumcised penis.
Maxi Pad [noun] Father. Rhyming slang for dad.
Bangin’ [adjective] Good or great.
Cheese and fries! [exclamation] Rhyming slang for “Jesus Christ!”
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