Cool Videos: The Oblivion review song wishes Tom Cruise smiled more

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Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Ah, OBLIVION. Much like TRON: LEGACY, we all have been looking forward to this movie only to end up with results that are very divided. On one hand, some think OBLIVION is “another glossy image without much resonance” while others think that OBLIVION is “visually stunning, and makes for a tremendously entertaining two hours”. All I know is that there is only one way to settle this argument.

Review song!

Our buddies, Fortress of Attitude have penned an ode to Tom Cruise‘s OBLIVION in which they cite the various things wrong with the movie (lack of smiling, science fiction cliches) and all the things right (the hot Olga Kurylenko). Give it a listen and let us know whose take on OBLIVION you agree with more.

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Source: Fortress of Attitude

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