Cool Videos: Watch Alan Cumming read Spring Breakers quotes, porn titles and more!

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

There's been some great videos lately of actors reading various things, (such as Samuel L. Jackson doing the "I am the one who knocks" monologue from BREAKING BAD and Michael Shannon with the infamous sorority letter) and this latest one from Vulture features Alan Cumming. Called "Alan Cumming Reads…Anything You Put in Front of Him," the video is exactly what it sounds like: the actor reading off whatever the hell is put in front of him. His impressive voice and Scottish brogue combined with some fairly ridiculous things to say creates a pretty funny video and Cumming has a hard time keeping a straight face through most of it.

The highlights are probably him quoting James Franco from SPRING BREAKERS and the song "Panera Bread" by Rockie Fresh and Rick Ross, but the smile Alan Cumming makes before he says, "Anal Plungers" is priceless. And if you're in an office setting you'll probably want to slip on some headphones since there's some NSFW language. Just a heads up.

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