Crispin Says

By Ammon Gilbert

Posted 21 years ago

Last Updated on July 28, 2021

Variey reports this morning that crazy-ass mofo Crispin Glover has signed on to star in the independant horror flick SIMON SAYS for director William Dear (HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS).

Co-starring Michael Paloma, and written by Dear, SAYS tells the story of a group isolated hot teens as they are stalked and killed one by one. Um, yeah, ok, so it’s nothing we haven’t seen like 6 million times before, but whatevah- slashers are fun!

Filming is set to begin sometime this week, and all I know it’s about time f*ckin’ Crispin Glover stars as a stalker/killer psycho. The guy was born for a role like this! And although it’s a little odd that the dude who brought us that loveable sasquatch HARRY is the guy behind this, I think it sounds promising enough. Stay tuned for more news on SIMON SAYS in the upcoming weeks!

Source: Variety

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