Diaz is Bobbie Sue

By Daniel Barna

Posted 17 years ago

I met Cameron Diaz once at a hotel bar in Columbus, Ohio. She was in town filming a movie and I was in town looking to score some weed. We had a few martinis, I talked about my physical insecurities, and she talked about what it was like to bang Justin Timberlake. Eventually the conversation turned towards her film career and how much it stank lately. I told her that she should think about starring in a legal comedy for Warner Bros. about an ambitious lawyer who becomes the face of a lawfirm during a high profile sexual discrimination case. I told her the film should be called BOBBIE SUE. She told me that it was a stupid idea, and then we made out.

Believe it or not, Diaz is in talks to star in a film called BOBBIE SUE about an ambitious lawyer who becomes the face of a lawfirm during a high profile sexual discrimination case. Hate to say I told ya so Cammy! (That’s what I call her)

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

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