POKER RUN – December 1st
This here be a biker horror movie about a gang of bikers playing poker. Scary, huh? Then Ghost Rider shows up, and he’s not too happy about the game, so they throw down in the street and take turns running over this chick with their bike. The end. How could you possibly pass something as epic as this up? How, indeed.
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HANGER – November 17th
This cover is f*cked up, and the tagline is even worse: Payback is a Bitch of a Whore. Because ‘Payback is a Bitch’ doesn’t quite cut it, adding that ‘of a Whore’ at the end really delivers the message home. This bloodied CHUD-like character is kind of freaky though, and the gore level appears to be sitting at around 11, so maybe it’ll be worth a shot. In the mouth. Like a whore.
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SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS – November 24th
Our man Matt Withers reviewed this flick awhile back, and had this comment about it: It’s just gross to watch people throw up so much, and even the strongest stomach will feel a little queasy after spending 5 – 10 minutes straight listening to someone blow chunks. Intrigued? Disgusted? It’s time to pre-order your copy just in time for Thanksgiving, then let it play in the background during the cutting of the Turkey. You’re family will love you for it, and it should spice up the mundaneness of the holiday.
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PLAGUERS – December 8th – Because in space, no one can hear you scream. Also, looks like PANDORUM. With vampires.
TERMINATOR SALVATION (DC) – Blu-ray – December 1st – Because I’m interested to see if the Unrated Director’s Cut will make this a better movie.
DEATH WARRIOR – December 1st – Because kicking ass in extreme slo-mo never gets old.
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
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