Looks like we might be in luck here, as Family Room Entertainment Corp. has signed Ryan Eslinger, hot off of 2003’s MADNESS AND GENIUS, to write the TERROR TRAIN remake.
Family Room’s co-chairs Randall Emmett and George Furla had this to say about this unnecessary remake:“We are exited about the recent developments with Terror Train and we are also enthusiastic about the marketplace’s continued demand for new and exciting horror pictures. Given the creative elements that are assembled, which now includes Ryan, we are very hopeful about the future of this project.”
Wait, excuse me while I wipe the crusties from my eyes. Did he just say ‘demand for new and exciting pictures’? Hm. I never would have catagorized a remake as ‘new’- rehashed, yes, but not new.
If ya’ll live on Uranus, the original TERROR TRAIN with scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis, was about a group of horny college coeds being slaughtered by a masked killer during a New Year’s Masquerade on a chartered train.
Good times were had by all with this classic. Hopefully the remake will be as much fun.
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