F*cking Aye! It’s Exclusive Pics day here at AITH! I’ve got four never-before-seen images from a sweet (albeit it, obvious) new slasher entitled KIDS GO TO THE WOODS… KIDS GET DEAD, compliments of writer/director/producer, Michael Hall. I actually first introduced this bad boy to you guys not too long ago right here. Well, beyond that mouthful of a title, whose blatant-ness I truly respect, it looks like we’ll be in for one grandiosely gory ride!
Clearly, I chose to make the pic up top my headliner because of its ideal summation of the genre, “slasher”—Blood, breasts, screams. If you’ll cast your eyes below, you’ll be treated to a nice shot of the flick’s main baddie, costume and all. Next, you will find a poor soul who could really use a napkin. And lastly, is a rather fun and different (and sexy) pic of the film’s “Maiden of Mayhem” Candy Adams (played by Carly Goodspeed) who is a horror hostess that enjoys cherry martinis with lollipops.
I feel that all of those images are adding up to one highly anticipated entry in horror for us genre fiends. The rest of the cast includes Leah Rudick, Joseph Campellone (the baddie), Andrew Waffenschmidt (blood mouth below), Meghan Miller, Eric Carpenter, Amanda Rising, Kristen Adele, Seth Stephens, Kevin Shea, and Michelle Lawson (up top). And now, here is the exact plot (in case you couldn’t already tell):
A teen girl named Casey goes to a cabin in the woods to celebrate her birthday with a bunch of party-hearty friends, little knowing that a murderous maniac will put a bloody dent in their festivities. It falls to Casey’s younger brother Scott to save the day with the help of a mysterious book that seems to predict their fates.
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