F*ck this remake!

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 28, 2021




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Well
the good folks at

Dread Central

just ruined my Saturday!

It seems that ROGUE PICTURES the cie
behind the already underrated

CRY WOLF
 and Producer David
Bixler
(who produced the abomination

The Hitcher 2
) have decided that

NEAR DARK
(one of my fav films of all time) should be remade.

Man this remake trend is so played out! First

The Hitcher
(my #1 film of all time) and now this! Dread Central
went on to report that they’ve already put the word out
to writers to submit their pitches. So here’s my pitch:

"Lay off Near Dark!
Like The Hitcher, it can’t be bettered, so what’s the f*cking point!!! GRRRRR!"

 

Source: Dread Central

About the Author

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Favorite Movies: Rambo 1-2-3-4, Cobra, The Crow, Rocky 1-2-3-4-6, East of Eden, Near read more Dark, The Lost Boys, The Hitcher, Fight Club,The Terminator, Indiana Jones trilogy, Predator, High Tension, 9 and a Half Weeks, Angel Heart, Johnny Handsome, Alfred Hitchcock flicks, Lost Highway, Aliens, The Fountain, Requiem for a Dream, Conan The Barbarian, Dirty Harry series, Lethal Weapon series, Mad Max series, old school Argento and that's just the tip of the ice pick...

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