Are you guys ready for this? For weeks now we’ve been bringing you updates on Rob Zombie’s THE LORDS OF SALEM, mostly location shots and news, all the while trying to figure out exactly what this little diddy is going to be about.
Well folks wonder no longer! Courtesy of IM Global Film we’ve got the full synopsis for THE LORDS OF SALEM for you guys to check out! So we’ve got a flick based around some rock music? What a surprise Mr. Zombie!
Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the “Big H Radio Team”.
A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, “a gift from the Lords”. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.
Later Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.
The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting: the original Lords of Salem are returning, and they’re out for BLOOD.
DUN DUN DUN! In all seriousness I didn’t see this being what THE LORDS OF SALEM was going to be about at all but dare I say I’m digging it? It seems simple enough that it might actually work.
What says you guys? You feeling THE LORDS OF SALEM now that we finally know what’s going down or are you definitely going to pass now? Spit some bullets below to let us know what you think and be sure to keep it here for more on THE LORDS OF SALEM as it comes our way!
I wonder if Zombie’s main squeeze Sherri Moon Zombie will find her way into the film
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