Fox to Hack/Slash?

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 27, 2021

I love my job when stories like these pop into my mailbox – you’ll see why.

Word around the campfire is that Megan Fox has “expressed interest” in the feature film version of HACK/SLASH. (Though this has been kicking around for a while, “Creature Corner” is claiming the film’s official Myspace page is confirming the chatter.)

HACK/SLASH tells the story of Cassie Hack, who travels from small town to small town kicking serial killer ass, with her companion: a hulking brute named Vlad. Together they visit places where naughty teens are being sliced up by masked slashers in the “Jason” and “Michael” mold and lay the smack-down.

Now the last time I typed up a rumor regarding this flick, it was in April – where I wrote Michael Clarke Duncan was “rumored” to be up for the part of Vlad. Since then, obviously nothing solid has been confirmed… but this seems like a pretty good pairing to me.

God let this be true: if it is, it means months upon months of strenuous searching for Megan Fox pictures. It’s tough damn work, but.. Well you know the rest.

(For more on HACK/SLASH, check out Joblo.com’s coverage its Comic-Con panel HERE!)

This piece of heaven goes out with Brian Austin Green… No, seriously.

Source: Creature Corner

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