If you were making a horror flick that had to do with vampires and Christmas, what would be the ideal title? If you answered TWO FRONT TEETH then Ho-Ho-Ho you are correct! I’ve always been a big fan of “horror around the holidays” flicks like GREMLINS, BLACK CHRISTMAS, and CHRISTMAS EVIL, to name a few. Well, wait till you all get a load of this jolly old bastard which is set release on DVD November 25th. Take a peak at its crazier-than-a-sugar-plum-fairy plot:
It’s the night before Christmas, and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, is investigating a Yuletide conspiracy.
Gabe knows the terrible truth behind the crash of the ill-fated Flight 1225. He alone knows and that the plane was brought down one foggy Christmas Eve by a flying creature with a “glowing nose”.
The blood-sucking vampire, Santa Claus, knows that Gabe knows, and has put him on his hit list. The demonic fury of the North Pole has been unleashed and an army of zombie elves, who have no interest in toys, pointy hats or dentistry, are about to turn Gabe’s white Christmas blood red.
Boo-ya! Now there’s some more bad-ass Christmas bang for your buck! I believe we’re in for one wild sleigh ride with this one. You can even check out the trailer by clicking below. It was directed by David Thomas Sckrabulis and Jamie Nash (who also wrote the script). The merry cast consists of Johnny Francis Wolf, Megan Pearson, Michael Brecher, Joseph L. Johnson , Eric Messner, Lisa Oberg, and Alexxus Young. Is TWO FRONT TEETH all you want (to watch) for Christmas?
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