For those of you who didn’t see GRINDHOUSE yesterday, you missed out…at least with PLANET OF TERROR (not so much with DEATH PROOF). But you also missed out in seeing the trailer for Rob Zombie’s remake of HALLOWEEN. But luckily for you I don’t take guff from anyone. And when I found out that Yahoo had the trailer but wasn’t going to put it up on their website I took matters into my own hands. After a series of vicious phone calls to their main corporate offices, and some questionable threats made, they came to their senses. In this day and age, you just don’t mess around with a man that has the last name of Hussain.
Okay, now that I’ve falsely alerted Homeland Security, I’ll get down to business. I didn’t really have to do anything, Yahoo put the trailer up and you can check it out by going HERE. As the case with the entire project, I’m not sure what to think of it. I know I’ll see this thing when it finally comes out, but there’s just something about it that feels off, like I’m watching a real good porn that an ex-girlfriend is in.
Let us know what you think about the trailer by spitting some bullets down below.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER- I was just kidding about the phone calls and threats to Yahoo. I hope that I am not interrogated, tortured, and finally deported as a result of this harmless joke.
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