Blu-Ray Review: Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

Favorite Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Shatter Dead, read more The Video Dead, Evil Dead II, Phantasm, The Brood, An American Werewolf in London, Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, The Princess Bride, Strange Brew, Better Living Through Killing, Weasels Rip My Flesh, Enchanted, Grease

Likes: Reading trashy books, watching trashy movies, listening to trashy music, pretending read more to write books, sarcasm in any form, playing guitar (badly), being the father that I never had