It’s
that time of the year again where kids get to dress up and fetch candy while
grown-ups get to dress up, get wasted and make total fools of themselves (in my
case anyways).
Yes it’s Halloween!
This day is more than just a day for me, its an “event”! On Friday I’ll have
people over to watch horror movies and then we’ll go out. On Saturday, I’ll hit a costume party. And on Sunday I’ll journey to a haunted house located on a farm. Here are
the five films that I will watch over the weekend with booze and friends in tow! Who knows, they might give you ideas for your line-up!
1-
TRICK OR TREAT:
PLOT: Picked on “metal-head” Eddie (Price) resurrects his recently dead
rock idol Sammy Curr (Fields) by playing his last record backwards. The un-dead
head-banger goes on a killing spree sporting tighter than tight leather pants
and one hell of a shaggy doo. “Long Live Rock ‘n Roll”!
READ REVIEW HERE
2-
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS:
PLOT: A group of teens are invited to a Halloween party by Goth dame
Angela (Kinkade). The snag is that the ” soiree” is at “Hull House” a place with
a gruesome history. Faster than you can say “cheese whiz”, teens get possessed,
others murdered and lots of breasts pop out. My kind of party.
READ REVIEW HERE
3- THE CONVENT:
PLOT: A bunch of teens go to a haunted convent, take drugs, fool around
and eventually battle an army of fluorescent un-dead nuns. Fun freaking stuff!
READ REVIEW HERE
4-
HALLOWEEN 4:
PLOT: Michael Myers (Wilbur) thought dead and
burned alive cheats the grave and heads back to
“Haddonfield”, this time to seek and kill his young niece Jamie (Harris). Dr.
Loomis (also thought dead) tracks him down… again…god this guy must have a weak
social life. Will Myers get to his niece? Will Loomis save the day? Will teens
die horrible deaths? What do you think…The Shape is back…ready to get on with
the killing…READ
REVIEW HERE
5- MY LITTLE EYE
PLOT: Five twenty-something dudes and dudettes agree to live in an
isolated house for six months on a “Big Brother” type of Internet reality show.
The rules: If everybody respects the curfew and nobody quits, they’ll get one
million clams to split five ways once their run is over. The snag: there’s more
than meets the little eye when it comes to this gig. Think violence! Think
murder! GET THE AXE!
READ REVIEW HERE
MOVIE TO WATCH
WHEN I’VE KICKED
EVERYBODY OUT OF MY HOUSE
WHERE THE BOY’S AREN’T PART 16
PLOT: Jenna Jameson is in charge of hell which consists of lots of really
hot chicks having lesbian sex (sounds like heaven to me). The temptress tries to
sway a “good” angel onto the dark side with her tongue. YIPPEE!
HAVE A SAFE,
HORNY, CRAZY AND HORROR FILLED HALLOWEEN!
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