St Patrick’s Day is celebrated this
weekend via Parades around the world (it’s really on the 17th of March) and I’d like to take this opportunity to wish you all some Happy Green
Beer drinking!
Furthermore, I recommend that if you’re going to beat
somebody silly in the parade line while being in a happy-go-punching drunken
mood, pick the last guy in line. You’re less likely to get caught that way (BTW…that’s just a BAD joke where fights always break out at these things when I attend).
In light of this weekend’s celebration, I’d like to
Thank the Irish for a
couple of things.
Thank you for…
GUINNESS BEER
My fav beer of all! Always hits the freaking spot!
Thank you for…
MICKEY ROURKE
One of the most talented actors and bruiser ever born!
Thanks for the inspiration Mick!
Thank you for…
HOUSE OF PAIN
Still one of the best white rap band ever!
“Who’s The Man” is my National Anthem!
Thank you for…
IRISH WOMEN
They can drink like sailors and fornicate like minxes!
What’s not to love? I’m a big fan!
Thank you for…
COLIN FARRELL
For looking a little bit like me, hence getting me laid at Clubs by very drunk
girls who think I’m his brother Cedric Farrell.
Now, it wouldn’t be a real “THANK YOU” day if there
wasn’t a F*CK YOU in there…so…
F*CK YOU for…
THE LEPRECHAUN franchise…
Although the Irish were not directly responsible for this abomination, they
definitely provided the inspiration for it and I’ve been suffering ever since.
With that all said and done…
From all of us at the site…
HAPPY ST-PATTY’S WEEKEND GUYS!
MAKE US PROUD!
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