Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
PLOT: An alcoholic cop tracks down a murderer known as The Snowman, Norway’s first serial killer. REVIEW: I had heard the bad buzz about THE SNOWMAN walking into it, but so what? Watching the opening credits, my eyes lit up...
PLOT: Yossi Ghinsberg (Daniel Radcliffe), an Israeli backpacker traveling through South America, endures a harrowing journey of survival when getting lost alone in the Amazon Jungle for 19 days. REVIEW: I’m convinced those critically castigating Greg McLean’s new film JUNGLE...
PLOT: Two death-obsessed teenage girls use their online show about real-life tragedies to send their small mid-western town into a frenzy and cement their legacy as modern horror legends. REVIEW: Horror and comedy are both notoriously hard genres to pull off....
PLOT: Four violent young sociopaths escape from a mental hospital with a nurse as their captive. As a determined sheriff pursues them, one of these lunatics will ultimately be revealed as the cannibalistic serial killer Leatherface. REVIEW: Thing about LEATHERFACE...
PLOT: In Texas from 1955 to 1965, we witness the inherently violent growing pains of young Jed Sawyer, aka Leatherface. REVIEW: The curse of a first film can be a very real thing. At least, a first successful one. The...
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PLOT: A teenager learns a frightening truth about his otherwise awesome babysitter when she invites some friends over one night. REVIEW: About four minutes into THE BABYSITTER, I was sure I was going to hate it. Right off the bat,...
PLOT: A college student is forced to relive the day of her own murder over and over until she can solve the identity of her killer. REVIEW: Of course it's a bit silly to analyze a movie like HAPPY DEATH...
PLOT: A college student is forced to relive the day of her own murder over and over until she can solve the identity of her killer. REVIEW: Of course it’s a bit silly to analyze a movie like HAPPY DEATH...
PLOT: In 2049 Los Angeles, a blade runner – a hunter of rogue androids – discovers a mystery that may unlock the key to his own past and future. REVIEW: Clearly the one question that will never get old in...
