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"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
Read Paul Shirey's review HERE PLOT: After a disastrous deep space accident, the crew of a ship carrying thousands of colonists, lands on a mysterious, habitable planet. Soon they discover this hidden paradise contains a deadly secret related to the...
PLOT: A serial killer couple keeps a young girl captive in their home. Knowing that it’s only a matter of time before they’ll murder her, the girl tries everything she can think of to escape. REVIEW: When writer/director Ben Young...
PLOT: After her twin sister Beth succumbs to a fatal fit of sleep paralysis, Kate (Jocelin Donahue) must protect all nearby friends and family members from an ancient evil curse known as Old Hag Syndrome. REVIEW: In what appears to...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
**Mild Spoilers below** It’s been five years since we’ve last revisited the ALIEN franchise with Ridley Scott’s ambiguous origin tale in PROMETHEUS, a film that ended up being a more divisive look at the series than simply a well-made monster...
PLOT: A newly fired attorney (Steven Yeun) is trapped in his office during a quarantine, after the whole building has been infected with a pathogen that, temporarily, makes the infected lose all inhibitions and become prone to violent behavior. REVIEW:...
PLOT: Several serial killers wreak havoc throughout Los Angeles over the course of a single, blood-soaked night. REVIEW: I didn’t care for PSYCHOPATHS, but let me preface this review by admitting that I admire director Mickey Keating, who I think...
PLOT: A young woman (Addison Timlin) becomes an internet celebrity after posting a video of herself robbing a convenience store. From there, her videos become more extreme, generating an even larger following, which explodes once she kidnaps a paint huffing...
PLOT: After being raped, and accidently killing her attacker, an art student (Francesca Eastwood) starts killing other men on campus who’ve gotten away with sexual assault, channeling her vengeance into her art. REVIEW: M.F.A is one third of a good...
