Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
PLOT: A sleepy island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens. That’s the bad news. The good news is, the aliens are allergic to alcohol, and they’re in Ireland . Yeah, the aliens are fucked. REVIEW: An...
PLOT: In the year 2199, the Earth is on its last legs after a campaign of terror and destruction waged by a alien force called the Gamilas. Humanity’s only hope lies with the crew of Space Battleship Yamato- which is...
PLOT: Reykjavik- 1999. On the eve of the millennium, Stebbi (Thor Kristjansson) a university student- arrested in a drunken brawl reacquaints himself with a childhood friend, Toti (Johannes Hauker Johannesson) – a hulking petty crook. Joining Toti’s crew, Stebbi and...
PLOT: A South Korean anthology of sci-fi tales. The first, finds a gawky military researcher exposed to some bad beef, which quickly unleashes a zombie plague of apocalyptic proportions on Seoul. In the second, a repairman for a company that...
PLOT: A comprehensive look at the Italian cops & robbers films, aka- poliziotteschi that ruled European cinemas in the seventies. REVIEW: I’ve always had a thing for Eurocrime action flicks. An offshoot of both Spaghetti Westerns, and American cop flicks...
PLOT: Seventy-nine random people who happened to be on the same city block, disappear in a flash of white light, and wake up in mysterious surroundings. They are told that they’ve been forrcibly entered into a marathon, where they’re forced...
PLOT: Pauline (AnnaLynne McCord) is a high-school outcast with two things on her mind: losing her virginity to school stud Adam (Jeremy Sumpter), and perfecting her do-it-yourself organ transplantation system in time to operate in her Cystic-Fibrosis affected sister. Ya...
PLOT: Liu Jin-xi (Donnie Yen) is a pillar of his community. Having mysteriously shown up ten years ago, he fell in love with and married Ayu (Tang Wei) – a doe-eyed single mother, and joined the community as their paper...
PLOT: Mark (Marc Senter) – a music blogger, travels to a remote country house to interview Ginger (Elissa Dowling) – one of his favorite musicians. As night falls, Mark and Ginger are troubled by weird occurrences in the house- and...
PLOT: A family of particularly unintelligent rednecks hire a shady detective to kill one of their own in order to collect the insurance money. Only problem is, they can’t pay the killer his fee… so he’ll have to take something...
Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a stylish, surreal slasher satire that blends arthouse horror, nostalgia, and dark humor into a unique cult-worthy experience.
