JoBloJoBlo

Review: Monsters (2010)

Rating: 5/10
PLOT: A weary photojournalist is charged with transporting his boss’s daughter across “the infected zone” – a vast chunk of the US/Mexico border that inhabits extraterrestrial creatures brought back from a destroyed space probe six year ago. During their journey,...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: United Monsters Talent Agency. (Sitges 2010)

Rating: 8/10
SEE THE SHORT FOR YOURSELF HERE PLOT: The monsters are real and the UNITED MONSTER TALENT AGENCY represents them. Find out where they sleep, how they are fed and what directors have to do to make these finicky mofos perform...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: My Super Psycho Sweet 16 Part 2

Rating: 0/10
PLOT: Picking up a few weeks after the last film left off (you remember where that was, right?), Skye Rotter flees the town where her deranged father Charlie massacred a group of students at a Sweet 16 party. Now, finding...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: Wes Craven’s My Soul To Take 3D

Rating: 2/10
PLOT: On the sixteenth anniversary of the night an infamous serial killer known as The Ripper was supposedly killed, seven teenagers who were born that very night begin to suspect that the the murderer has returned to the town of...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: Hatchet II, starring Danielle Harris and Tony Todd

Rating: 0/10
PLOT: Picking up immediately where the last film left off (so if you haven’t seen the first one, I advise you stop reading), our terrorized heroine Marybeth barely escapes the clutches of Victor Crowley, ultimately finding some refuge with the...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: Machete Maidens Unleashed (Tiff)

Rating: 8/10
PLOT: A fast-moving documentary exploring the world of Filipino exploitation cinema, which spawned such “classics” as THE BIG BIRD HOUSE, WHITE MAMA BLACK MAMA, T N’T JACKSON, SAVAGE, and FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY. REVIEW: MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED is director Mark...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: Clint Eastwood’s Hereafter

Rating: 8/10
PLOT: A vacationing Parisian Journalist (Cecile de France) survives a Tsunami, but her close brush with death has left her pre-occupied with the afterlife. Meanwhile, a young English boy, Marcus (Frankie McLaren) is devastated after his twin brother is killed...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: Buried, starring Ryan Reynolds

Rating: 7/10
PLOT: A civilian contractor (Ryan Reynolds) working in Iraq, is abducted by insurgents, and buried alive in a coffin, with only a lighter, a Swiss Army knife, and a cell phone to keep him company. REVIEW: Rodrigo Cortés’ BURIED was...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: James Wan’s Insidious (2010). (Tiff)

Rating: 8/10
PLOT: When a young couple, Josh (Patrick Wilson), and Renai (Rose Byrne) move their growing family into a new home, they become plagued by a supernatural entity that has designs on their newly comatose son. REVIEW: In many ways INSIDIOUS...
JoBloJoBlo

Review: John Carpenter’s The Ward (Tiff)

Rating: 3/10
PLOT: A young woman (Amber Heard) is institutionalized in a mental hospital haunted by the ghost of a former patient. Soon, her and her fellow inmates are being stalked and picked off one by one by this evil force, which...
Load more articles