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PLOT: Jennifer (Charlee Danielson) has a peculiar problem. She was born with seven clits, and demands constant sexual satisfaction. Along with her advanced sexual drive- her reproductive organs are also freakishly advanced- and after having unprotected sex, Jennifer will usually...
PLOT: Inspector Bun (Lau Ching- Wan) is an unorthodox but brilliant detective- who’s forced to leave the department after having a nervous breakdown, and cutting his ear off in front of the chief of police. His old protégée, Ho (Andy...
PLOT: Oskar is the prototypical bullied boy – friendless, isolated, not without charm and imagination. He spends his free time playing with a knife, although he’s not the type to freak out. The kind of kid who just seems weird...
PLOT: Fong Sai Yuk (Hsiao Ho), mischievous teenaged martial artist- clashes with the Machu warlord that rules his small Cantonese fishing village- and ends up taking refuge in the Shaolin temple. He immediately clashes with his teacher, Master San Te...
PLOT: A secret government facility is the scene of a deadly “chemo-virus” outbreak, enabling the dead to become hungry monsters… Since apparently the lab is in the same building as “Rhino’s,” a sleazy strip club, it’s Dead Babes Dancing before...
ARROW NOTE: God damn it! Of course PATHOLOGY wasn’t released in my parts. DAMN IT! Time for me to find an American chick and marry that shite already. Anyways, here’s JimmyO’ review of the film till I get my finger...
ARROW NOTE: Being that like Diary of the Dead, Funny Games didn’t open in my neck of the crack house, here’s JimmyO’s review of it. When I’ll get to see it, I’ll review it. PLOT: Michael Haneke remakes his own...
PLOT: While shooting a student horror film in the middle of the Pennsylvania woods, something horrible begins to happen. When one crew member is watching the local news, they find that there are several reports of the dead coming back...
PLOT: Once upon a time a simple barber, his wife and their child were torn apart by an evil judge envious of the beautiful wife. The simple barber was taken away never to return again. But as this story goes,...
PLOT: A kingdom besieged by a monster is in need of a hero. And after a particularly vicious battle, a hero finally comes. He offers to kill the monster, yet only finds he has angered the beasts mother with his...
