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Lone Wolf McQuade (Arrow Recommends)

Rating: 9/10
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...

Camp Death III in 2D! (Movie Review)

Rating: 0/10
PLOT: A young man's plan to re-open the "Camp Death" massacre site as a nature retreat for the mentally ill turns out to be a very bad idea when campers and counselors start getting knocked off one-by-one. REVIEW: Director Matt...

Greta (Movie Review)

Rating: 0/10
PLOT: Frances (Chloe Grace Moretz) is a sweet young woman trying to make it in the Big Apple while living with her more worldly, experienced best friend, Erica (Maika Monroe). One night, she finds a lost handbag and promptly returns...

Climax (Movie Review)

Rating: 9/10
PLOT: French dancers gather in a remote and isolated academy to rehearse their upcoming act and celebrate the beginning of a long tour together. However, once somebody spikes the sangria with LSD, the party escalates from a wild evening into...

Mindhunters (Arrow Recommends)

Rating: 7/10
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...

Alita: Battle Angel (Movie Review)

Rating: 7/10
PLOT: Five hundred years into the future, after a catastrophic war has left earth almost uninhabitable, only the poor are left to wander the surface, while the wealthy live in the sky city of Zalem. While scouring a junkyard for...

Happy Death Day 2U! (Movie Review)

Rating: 8/10
PLOT: It's GROUNDHOG DAY all over again when sorority sister Tree Gelbman finds herself caught back within the same time traveling loop as two years prior, baby faced serial killer and all. REVIEW: Two years ago Blumhouse released HAPPY DEATH DAY...

Lords of Chaos (Movie Review)

Rating: 5/10
PLOT: Members of Norwegian black metal band Mayhem enjoy a rapid rise to notoriety when they begin committing extreme acts of violence and terror to bolster their way of life. REVIEW: Most of the time when you see groups like...

Sweet Pain aka Dolorosa Gioia (Movie Review)

Rating: 7/10
PLOT: When young piano composer Carlo Gesualdo discovers his wife Maria is having an affair, he crafts a meticulous revenge plot that may or may not end in coldblooded murder. REVIEW: A decade after helming his feature debut, EMBRION, and...

Hunter (Movie Review)

Rating: 5/10
PLOT: After his family is attacked and killed in their own home, an ex-fighter ends up living on the streets grappling with the guilt and pain from the tragic event. When he happens upon a group of men committing a...
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