Only a few days after introducing us to the Big H team, Rob Zombie – via his Facebook page, naturally – is offering up another photo from his upcoming horror joint, LORDS OF SALEM.
Pat Quinn, Dee Wallace and Judy Geeson are who you see above; Zombie has captioned the image, “The ladies have come for tea,” but to me it looks like they’re offering us a piping hot cup of death! I know I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but I simply don’t trust these babes…
Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at the local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the ‘Big H Radio Team’. A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, “a gift from the Lords”. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma. Later, Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners. The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting; the original Lords of Salem are returning, and they’re out for BLOOD.
Meanwhile, we’re still waiting patiently for a trailer and/or release date.
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