I will say this: The folks behind the horror comedy BLOODSUCKA JONES certainly know how to construct attention-grabbing posters. See, there’s just this thing about extremely hot chicks that horror fans just seem to eat up. So, how do you guys like the taste of the one-sheets above and below?
I really appreciate the whole hottie angle JONES appears to be taking with its marketing. I mean, just check out the gorgeous pics from the last time I wrote on this flick. It’s actually got a quirky little plot too. Dig in:
Dave King was just dumped by his girlfriend but it is okay because he meets the girl of his dreams who turns out to be a vampire. Her vampire friends and family want Dave dead but she loves him. So Dave enlists the help of Tony a bumbling wannabe vampire hunter and his favorite comic book hero Bloodsucka Jones to save the day. Wacky superbitchin’ Hi Jinks ensue.
There you have it. What more do you really need to know? The cast is composed of ultra hottie, Maria Canapino (I think that’s her bod up top), as well as Preston Gant, Jessica Dercks, Matt Kelly, Travis Woods, Erin Holt, Justin Armao, William Cutting, Andy Cauble, Dhanie Pappas, and Duncan Tran. If you want some more, check out BLOODSUCKA’s MySpace page here.
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