Hotties, booze & horror: watch a teaser trailer for Suicide Girls Must Die

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Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Ah yeah, saving the best for last!

Two days ago our very own E-Walk (sorry if that offends Eric) directed you to a pretty snazzy, albeit grammatically erroneous poster for something called SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE. Sounds f*ckin’ hot, right? You wanna see a trailer for the shite, don’t ya?!?

Also known as JUNCTURE, SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE commences:

When Missy and Sawa invite twelve of their favorite SuicideGirls to a remote cabin in Maine to shoot a Calendar Video, none of the models had any idea they planned to shoot the SuicideGirl version of a Horror Movie.

As first Bailey and then Evan go missing, the idyllic vacation photo-shoot quickly degenerates into a chaotic nightmare for the models who each think they could be next to disappear.

Goddamn this looks and sounds fun!

Not a whole lot more about the flick is known as of now, save for the fact it’s produced by First Look Studios and is planned to be released on March 12th.  Oh, and it apparently has No Actors. No Script. And of course, No Escape.

You can get your mouth agape leer on below, and check out all kinds of additional scantily clad sex-bombs at the Official Site for the flick, as well as it’s Myspace Page. Something tells me we’ll be hearing a lot more about this shite soon, so stay up!

Enjoy!

Source: AITH

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