A trailer has dropped online this morning for Kevin Smith's upcoming TUSK spin-off YOGA HOSERS, and while a version without the subtitles is likely to be forthcoming, this one is still effective for giving us our first look at the insanity Smith has packed into the movie.
Starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, and Johnny Depp, reprising their TUSK roles, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of
15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe to fight for their lives with all seven chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time.
Among the evils the Colleens will have to face are the Bratzis, foot tall Canadian Nazis made of sentient bratwurst, and it's those creatures (played by Smith himself, who is referred to as a "human hockey jersey" in the trailer) who are at the center of the action here. Ralph Garman plays the main villain in the film, but we only get a quick glimpse of him, sitting down with a bowl of Pucky Charms.
YOGA HOSERS also stars Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey, Kevin Conroy, Stan Lee, Jason Mewes, Jennifer Schwalbach, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, and Harley Morenstein.
Smith will be taking the film on tour in the U.S. throughout June and July, with early screenings scheduled to happen in Louisiana, Florida, Texas, Ohio, North Carolina, and California. The list of dates and venues can be found here.
A wider release will follow on July 29th.
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