Lately it seems like there are two kinds of people in the world: those who like Lindsay Lohan, and those who don’t. There’s not really a middle ground about her right now… When MEAN GIRLS came out I was one who liked her, but as the years have gone by and all she has to show for it is that she got way too skinny, and has done nothing but a slew of forgettable movies… Well, let’s just say that I’m captain of those who don’t like her.
Where the f*ck am I going with this? Well, our evil step-father JoBlo scored a new image of Lohan in her first stab at a genre flick, entitled I KNOW WHO KILLED ME. No, not yet another sequel to I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, this I KNOW revolves around a bright and promising young woman who is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized girl who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real abducted girl is still in mortal danger.
Who knew Lohan had enough depth to tackle a premise like that! Which only means one thing: she’ll either hit it on the head, or she’s fail miserably. For our sakes, let’s hope she can pull it off, as the premise sounds cool enough, and there’s this part of me that really wants to be on Team: Like Lohan.
The above pic really doesn’t really float my boat, other than reinforce the notion that Lohan looked way hotter when she actually had meat on her bones, and that she needs to lay off the eye make-up. To check out this pic, as well as one for RE3: EXTINCTION, go ahead and click HERE, and prepare for I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, when it hits theaters everywhere this summer.
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