
After walking past Salma Hayek’s adorable daughter Valentina, I am forced to assume that she is a cyborg. Stunning, sweet, and hot, even in a beard. In fact, when I visited the set of CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT in New Orleans last year, I learned that everyone who saw Hayek in her beard began to question their sexuality a tiny bit. Except for the director’s sixteen month old son. He freaked the hell out.
Salma could not have been nicer. Sweet, gorgeous and talented. I’m supposed to hate her, right? Yeah, well…I don’t.
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