Jackie Chan’s Kung-Fu Yoga film unleashes new trailer

Who doesn't love Jackie Chan? That lovable madman has been making films for over fifty years (with his first role as "Kid" in BIG AND LITTLE WONG TIN BAR), and is still kicking ass and taking names at age 62 (!) I can barely get my lazy ass to sit up in my own bed to do this job, and this motherf*cker is still doing stunts and shit!

Anyway, this leads to his new film KUNG-FU YOGA, a Chinese-Indian co-production, casting Chan as "a renowned professor of archaeology at the Terracotta Warriors Museum in Xi'an, who teams up with a young Indian professor Ashmita and assistant Kyra to locate India's lost Magadha treasure in Tibet."

So, wait, Chan is going to star in a Bollywood remake of INDIANA JONES? Sign me the f*ck up!

There's also a new trailer, giving us a better look at the film. Let's have a look-see:

Well, that certainly looks fun! To be fair, Chan is definitely showing his age, and a lot of the CGI looks wonky, but you know what? It still seems like a colorful, goofy blast, and I'm all in!

But what do you Schmoes think? Also, what is your favorite Jackie Chan film, and why is it DRUNKEN MASTER 2?

KUNG-FU YOGA is being released in select theaters today, January 27th, 2017.

Source: YouTube

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