Yes, “Jersey Shore” star JWOWW produced a movie, and yes, it’s called JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. And of course, it’s an on-the-nose parody of the reality show that made her so… famous. (For lack of a better word.) Today we’ve got a batch of stills and poster to share for the film, so break out the tanning lotion and pump that fist! Or whatever – this parody is sadly about four years too late.
Here’s the film’s synopsis:
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE evidently hits theaters on August 22nd. It stars Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and, naturally, Ron Jeremy.
