John Dies at the End threatens movie pirates with a trailer featuring exploding heads and eyeballs

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With the reveal that PROJECT X, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL, THE AVENGERS, and THE DARK KNIGHT RISES are the most pirated movies of the year, a smaller movie has decided to promote itself by making an anti-piracy trailer.

JOHN DIES AT THE END is definitely a movie that will get a big following from online film fans. The tale of alternate universes, meat monsters, and a psychotropic drug are not the stuff most mainstream movies are made of. But, I can assure everyone who sees JOHN DIES AT THE END, they will have a hell of a fun time.

Here is a quick note from the producers of the movie: WARNING: pirating JOHN DIES AT THE END may result in spontaneous combustion. Before pirating JOHN DIES AT THE END be sure to watch the video below as stealing the film could result in severe health issues. Those with an erection lasting over 4 hours after viewing JOHN DIES AT THE END please consult a physician. Support independent films. Support something different…all without leaving your home, heck your bed. It’s so simple even a meat monster could do it.

JOHN DIES AT THE END comes from director Don Coscarelli and stars Chase Williamson, Paul Giamatti, Rob Mayes, Clancy Brown, and Doug Jones. As the trailer says, it is now available for download on iTunes and Amazon and will be in theaters on January 25, 2013.

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