
AWESOME-SOUNDING MOVIE ALERT! Variety tells us of a new horror flick being made called VIENE EL JAGUAR. Edgar Ramirez (pictured right; DOMINO, THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM) will star as a tortured ex-priest trailing an exorcist in the Colombian jungle.
If that doesn’t sound intriguing enough, read what else the article had to say:
“Jaguar” is based on the recent revelation that a group of under-age Colombian para-militaries, Los Cruzados, painted their nails black, practiced Satanic rites and ate human flesh to exorcize the spirits of villagers they had killed, [director Carlos] Moreno explained at Spain’s San Sebastian Film Festival on Thursday.
While I sure wouldn’t want to run into those little buggers, they sound like they know how to party. Killer kids are all the rage nowadays, but these sonsofbitches put the rest to shame! (Please note that I have NEVER actually pardoned human fleash-eating and/or satanic rituals. Except a couple times…)
Ramirez’s DOMINO co-star, Keira Knightley. Yum!













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