Keanu and You!

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Last Updated on July 28, 2021


Keanu and You!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K my friends. Our patron demon…er…saint, JoBlo is amassing power beyond our wildest dreams. He’s put together some wicked black magic and come up with this dark little treat.

YOU COULD WIN A CHANCE TO CHAT WITH KEANU REEVES OR CONSTANTINE DIRECTOR FRANCIS LAWRENCE!

The event will drop on February 17th at 7pm (EST). How does Big Jo do it? I don’t know, though he did mutter something about strippers, midgets, trampolines and Faust.

TO ENTER: Just send us an email at talktokeanu@joblo.com and tell us WHY you think we ought to pick you as one of the lucky folks who gets to speak to Neo and his boss. Be original, dark, brief and cool.

BTW, saucy pictures describing all the things you’d like to do with/to The Arrow if you get the chance won’t impact our decision, but please don’t let that stop you ladies.


Source: JoBlo.com

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Favorite Movies: In The Mouth of Madness, Tombstone, Zoolander, Out of Sight, Halloween, read more Contact, Hellraiser, Alien, Tron, American Beauty, Kill Bill Vol. 1, The Hangover, Inside, The Descent, Let The Right One In, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

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