Kidman snubs Allen

By Daniel Barna

Posted 17 years ago

Nicole Kidman must have something major happening because she’s dropped out of Woody Allen’s untitled project for a reason that has not yet been disclosed. Maybe she became an astronaut, or maybe she’s taken up Chess. Maybe she’s in Guam donating her organs to orphans or perhaps she’s in Hoboken watching reruns of “Seinfeld”. Whatever the reason, the woman left a Woody Allen film that stars Antonio Banderas, Naomi Watts, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, and Freida Pinto, and she better have a damn good excuse otherwise my friends and I will refuse to have sex with her from now on. I mean it. The film is set to start shooting in London this summer and there is no word yet on who Kidman’s replacement will be. How about Screech?

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