Loser

Ick. Ick. Ugh. Ick. Ick. And ugh.

What a horrible, horrible movie. One of the most MANUFACTURED productions that I have ever seen! I’m genuinely afraid to call it an actual “movie”, seeing that it was obviously based on a soundtrack, on which they decided to add some dialogue, “cutesy” moments and visuals. Story, you say? Bah…we’ll have none of that!

Horrible, horrible characters (other than the two leads– which is the only reason this film gets a 2/10), with an egocentric teacher who nails his students leading the pack and three of the BIGGEST LOSERS I have ever witnessed in my entire life, being labeled as the “cool guys” (or was that the actual joke…I don’t get it). These HORRIBLY dressed up idiots like to use the “date rape” drug on girls at parties and then have their way with them. Woo-hoo…hilarious, people!!

Oh my God…who wrote this SHITE!!!??

And are we supposed to believe that the lead character is a “loser” solely because he likes to study, treat people nicely and doesn’t like to drink? What the f**k were these people smoking? “Give the kid a goofy hat and audiences will understand that he’s a loser”.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. I only wish I had reviewed it back in the day so that I could place it in the #2 of the worst movies of the year. Then again, in my mind, it always will be!

(c) 2021 Berge Garabedian