Ah, shit, do we really have to do another story about ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE? Well, let’s see: Amber Heard is totally hot as the title character, the flick has received numerous positive reveiws, and it just looks friggin’ cool. So, hell yes, you can bet your ass we can do another story about the lovely Ms. MANDY. At least that’s how I feel. Hopefully, you guys agree with me.
Anyways, this news seems to be pretty hopeful! It looks like Senator Films is finally giving MANDY her due release after a loooooong f*cking time collecting dust on the shelf. Word on the street is that the flick will be hitting multiplexes this July 17th. I’m not sure how many theaters are supposed to be housing this gem (probably not many), but at least the lengthy “release limbo” may soon be a thing of the past. And then we can ALL look forward to a prompt DVD release. This news better be true or this is the last article I will ever dedicate to MANDY. Ah, shit, who am I kidding? How could you say no to that face above?
Here’s my own summation of MANDY’s plot (since we’ve written the generic version out for you so many times): Mandy Lane is hot. Boys want her. Girls are jealous of her. Neither seems to be satisfied. A group of high school boys and girls invite Mandy out to a farmhouse for a shindig. Then a slasher emerges and the proverbial shit hits the fan. I hope that will suffice. Cheers!
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